My fabulous and Incredibly Cute Wife says some quite strange things from time to time. This is especially likely when she doesn’t think things through before she blurts them out, often leading quality double entendres, unintended puns and “WTF?” moments.
For instance, some time ago she decided to approach me from behind in the kitchen and hit me with her knee. She then exclaimed “I kneed you in the butt!” I raised an eyebrow and said “Well, ok, whatever floats your boat. Bend over, then.”
Last night’s gem: “Just get some cream cheese and put it on your thingy”.