Poetic justice for dumbass Yankee fan

I love this superb piece of poetic justice for a dumbass Yankee fan, courtesy of Rob Johnson of the Seattle Mariners.  Clue to fan: seats in the ballpark are for watching the ballgame – if you really insist on using your cellphone in the park, either wait until the end of the inning and make it brief or hustle your dumb ass up to the concourse!