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	<description>шаг вперёд, два шага назад</description>
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		<title>New York, New York (puke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the minion wrangler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After an excellent win on Friday in Yankee Stadium on the back of another very solid performance from Clay Buchholz, Saturday&#8217;s and yesterday&#8217;s results were frustrating, to put it mildly.  On Saturday John Lackey once again demonstrated his inability to &#8230; <a href="http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=265">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After an excellent win on Friday in Yankee Stadium on the back of another very solid performance from Clay Buchholz, Saturday&#8217;s and yesterday&#8217;s results were frustrating, to put it mildly.  On Saturday John Lackey once again demonstrated his inability to beat teams in the AL East or pitch well in the afternoon, not to mention his inability to admit he simply didn&#8217;t pitch very well, coughing up five earned runs in six innings and squandering an early 2-0 lead, resulting in a 5-2 win for the MFY.  Yesterday Josh Beckett struggled similarly and the Sox ended up losing 7-2.  With a bit of luck Jon Lester can improve on his recent struggles &#8211; he&#8217;s lost four in a row &#8211; when he starts tonight.</p>
<p>After tonight&#8217;s game it&#8217;s on to Toronto for a three-game series where the Blue Jays did the Sox a big and unanticipated favour by sweeping the Rays over the weekend and then on to Texas for three very tough games given how well the Rangers are playing at present.  By that point, however, the Sox should have both Ellsbury and Pedroia back.</p>
<p>On a more amusing note I came across a story that would be pretty cool if true concerning what an umpire is reported to have said to a young pitcher.  Bear in mind that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Williams">Ted Williams</a> was the greatest player in Red Sox history, probably the greatest hitter of all time, the only hitter in the history of the baseball to bat .400 over an entire season and the owner of an on-base percentage record (.551) that stood for 61 years.  The story goes that a young pitcher was complaining about a pitch to Williams that the umpire called a ball. The umpire allegedly says, “Son, when the pitch is a strike, Mr. Williams will let you know.”</p>
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		<title>MIKEYYYYYYYY!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=238</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the minion wrangler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beautiful! My favourite player comes in and tattoos a two-homer over the Green Monster on the first pitch of his first at-bat for a lot of weeks. 2007 World Series MVP and don&#8217;t you forget it, Bub. Additionally we get &#8230; <a href="http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=238">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Beautiful! My <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=136780">favourite player</a> comes in and <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100803&amp;content_id=12962646&amp;vkey=news_bos&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=bos&amp;partnerId=rss_bos">tattoos a two-homer</a> over the Green Monster on the first pitch of his first at-bat for a lot of weeks. 2007 World Series MVP and don&#8217;t you forget it, Bub.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Additionally we get eight innings from Beckett and a bench-clearing piece of revenge-seeking from a Cleveland reliever resulting in three ejections.  <a href="http://www.rammsteinniccage.com/">Jennifer</a> definitely didn&#8217;t see a dull game.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">And, unlike Sunday, Papelbon gets the job done and closes out the win in an economical 12 pitches. Much better.</p>
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		<title>Another day, another Red Sox injury</title>
		<link>http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=215</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the minion wrangler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not FUCKING believe this. Now Youkilis is on the 15 day DL with a torn muscle in his thumb. The run of injuries the Red Sox have endured this year in farcical: four starting pitchers (three together at &#8230; <a href="http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=215">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">I do not FUCKING believe this. Now Youkilis is <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100803&amp;content_id=12968686&amp;vkey=news_bos&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=bos&amp;partnerId=rss_bos">on the 15 day DL</a> with a  torn muscle in his thumb. The run of injuries the Red Sox have endured  this year in farcical: four starting pitchers (three together at one  point), both catchers, Gold Glove winning All Star second and third  basemen (concurrently), starting left, right and center fielders, not to  mention the closer on the bereavement list for several days.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I&#8217;d  estimate the absence of these players has cost the Sox something in the  order of five to ten games, enough to place them in a three-way tie with the Yankees and Rays atop the AL  East. It&#8217;s extremely frustrating, to put it extremely mildly.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In other news <a href="http://www.rammsteinniccage.com/">my friend Jennifer</a>, a die-hard <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/shoeleatherzoom/4579839920/in/set-72157623993933564/">Mets fan</a> from Long Island is currently on vacation in Boston and is in Fenway Park at this very moment, watching the Sox take on (and beat, I hope!) the Indians. Obviously, this makes me insanely jealous.</p>
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		<title>The Zen of Kitteh Relaxation</title>
		<link>http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=188</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 13:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the minion wrangler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clearly who ever drew this has been observing Chairman Miaow. via I Can Has Cheezburger.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clearly who ever drew this has been observing <a href="http://www.chairmanmiaow.com/">Chairman Miaow</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/07/30/funny-pictures-relax-kitteh/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/funny-cat-pictures-relaxation.jpg?w=585&amp;h=405" alt="via I Can Has Cheezburger?" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">via <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/">I Can Has Cheezburger</a>.</p>
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		<title>Bad Monday morning for someone</title>
		<link>http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=180</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 09:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 08:42 train left Reading this morning and went about 600 yards before slowing to a halt with the engines cut. I thought, &#8220;this isn&#8217;t going to be good&#8221;. When a couple of passengers hurrying forward met the guard hurrying &#8230; <a href="http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=180">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">The 08:42 train left Reading this morning and went about 600 yards before slowing to a halt with the engines cut. I thought, &#8220;this isn&#8217;t going to be good&#8221;. When a couple of passengers hurrying forward met the guard hurrying back it became clear that someone had pulled the communications cord (or whatever the new-fangled equivalent is called) as someone was &#8220;having a very bad fit&#8221; in the rear carriage. Shortly afterwards there was a call for any doctor or first aider on board to identify themselves and then the train reversed back into the station. After a few minutes back in Reading we were decanted onto what was supposed to be the 09:12 which left early. Hope the afflicted passenger is okay.</p>
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		<title>Detroit 3, Boston 4</title>
		<link>http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=152</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 23:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the minion wrangler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am certainly not going to knock any Red Sox win, but really, it&#8217;s hard to see how Jonathan Papelbon could possibly have deserved to pick up win #3 less. Clay Buchholz pitched superbly and was on a shutout for &#8230; <a href="http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=152">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">I am certainly not going to knock any Red Sox win, but really, it&#8217;s hard to see how Jonathan Papelbon could possibly have deserved to pick up win #3 less. Clay Buchholz pitched superbly and was on a shutout for 8+ innings, but gave up up a hit due to an unlucky bounce and a then a walk before leaving the game. Papelbon came in and immediately gave up a 2 run double to Miguel Cabrera that was 18 inches from a 3 run homer and then an RBI double to blow the save. <a href="http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100801&amp;content_id=12885802&amp;vkey=recap&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=bos">And yet the winning run gets him the W</a>. Ridiculous. Buchholz must be livid.</p>
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		<title>Chicago 2, Colorado 17</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 13:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the minion wrangler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not only am I fond of the Rockies, but I have a deep and long-standing dislike for the Cubs. I would love to have been at Coors Field last night for this one! The Rox entered the eighth inning with &#8230; <a href="http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=156">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Not only am I fond of the Rockies, but I have a deep and long-standing dislike for the Cubs. I would love to have been at Coors Field last night <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100731&amp;content_id=12837356&amp;vkey=recap&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=mlb">for this one</a>!  The Rox entered the eighth inning with a 5-2 lead and exited it with 12 more runs and a Major League 11 straight hits.  Oddly enough, it was no longer a save situation.</p>
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		<title>Failed MOT</title>
		<link>http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=162</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the minion wrangler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will not now be going to the Warrington-St Helens match tomorrow as my car failed its MOT this afternoon. Annoyingly, it was not on front tyres which I was more than half expecting, but on the offside front lower &#8230; <a href="http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=162">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">I will not now be going to the Warrington-St Helens match tomorrow as my car failed its MOT this afternoon.  Annoyingly, it was not on front tyres which I was more than half expecting, but on the offside front lower suspension arm rubber bush which has deteriorated.  There were were advisories on the front tyres and brake pads so I had the tyres replaced.  Waiting to hear on a price for the suspension.</p>
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		<title>That brushing sound</title>
		<link>http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=170</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;ahhh, one my favourite things in baseball &#8211; a sweep of the whiny bitch Angels.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;ahhh, one my favourite things in baseball &#8211; a <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_07_28_bosmlb_anamlb_1&#038;mode=wrap">sweep</a> of the whiny bitch Angels.</p>
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		<title>Poetic justice for dumbass Yankee fan</title>
		<link>http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=121</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this superb piece of poetic justice for a dumbass Yankee fan, courtesy of Rob Johnson of the Seattle Mariners.  Clue to fan: seats in the ballpark are for watching the ballgame &#8211; if you really insist on using &#8230; <a href="http://www.minionwrangler.com/?p=121">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">I love this <a href="http://deadspin.com/5576...040/yankee-fan-on-cellphone-catches-ground-rule-double-with-his-face">superb piece of poetic justice</a> for a <del datetime="2010-08-02T11:25:43+00:00">dumbass</del> Yankee fan, courtesy of Rob Johnson of the  Seattle Mariners.  Clue to fan: seats in the ballpark are for <strong>watching the ballgame</strong> &#8211; if you really insist on using your cellphone in the park, either wait until the end of the inning and make it brief or hustle your dumb ass up to the concourse!</p>
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